{"product_id":"zero-stars-do-not-recommend-9781464218026","title":"Zero Stars, Do Not Recommend","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\"Worst Vacation Ever--Five Stars, Would Recommend.\" -- Grady Hendrix, \u003cem\u003eNew York Times \u003c\/em\u003ebestselling author of \u003cem\u003eHow to Sell a Haunted House\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhite Lotus meets Kevin Wilson in this whip-smart social satire about a man who finds himself trapped on an island resort after the sun explodes, and suddenly must choose whether to save himself from the chaos, or help the fellow guests make it off the island alive...\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eVacation Checklist: Pack swim trunks. Apply sunscreen. Survive the apocalypse?\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eProfessional underachiever Dan Foster is finally taking a vacation. Sure, his life has been average at best, and yeah, he's never quite lived up to his potential. But after a few Miller Lites in paradise with his girlfriend, Mara, things are starting to look up.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThen the sun explodes.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWith the island resort suddenly plunged into darkness (he really should've sprung for the travel insurance), Dan's holiday goes from bad to worse when elite guests stage a coup and commandeer supplies. As temperatures drop and class tensions rise, revolution begins to brew on the island, and Dan accidentally becomes a beacon of hope for the surviving vacationers. But when one six-person plane is discovered that could get them back to the mainland, Dan realizes he has a choice to make.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDoes he escape the island with Mara? Or does he stay and fight to become the most unlikely hero of the end of the world?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Mj Wassmer\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Sourcebooks Landmark\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 08\/06\/2024\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 384\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eBinding Type:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.79lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 8.22h x 5.58w x 1.03d\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN:\u003c\/b\u003e 9781464218026\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eReview Citation(s): \u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003ci\u003eLibrary Journal\u003c\/i\u003e 05\/01\/2024 pg. 93\u003cbr\u003e\u003ci\u003eBooklist\u003c\/i\u003e 07\/01\/2024 pg. 28","brand":"Ingram","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46082546434262,"sku":"9781464218026","price":16.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0672\/1660\/5398\/files\/img_0ac2edc0-c85e-43b5-9cd5-f222d874dc9c.jpg?v=1724153026","url":"https:\/\/tiabookcellar.com\/products\/zero-stars-do-not-recommend-9781464218026","provider":"tia book cellar","version":"1.0","type":"link"}